For many many years, the All-Stars have been sculpting sound into what can only be called some hardcore miscelannea. From taking part in this 10 man counter culture, I have recieved much valuable information. This knowledge has found application in my many other endeavors; in art, music, performance, in my criticism of art and literature, and in finding the secrets to zombie resurrection.

But as anything else in life, we All-Stars only get out of our projects as much as we want to get out of them. I have used my involvement in the group to my advantage, but I am very skeptical that certain All-Stars, whom I will not single out at this time, have learned anything at all.

So I have schemed a sort of pop quiz for the All-Stars to test the limits of thier abilities. I will ask each All-Star to compose a piece for the other All-Stars to perform. I won’t set any limitations other than that ONE All-Star writes the piece, and the others perform it.

Of course the All-Stars’ limited resources will play a role in how the compositions will evolve, but I’m sure everyone is aware of these limitations. No All-Star will be exempt from composing a work. (Although perhaps Stu Exsavieres should not participate. Something is seriously wrong with that guy.)

My hope is that the works that come out of this will be a fair representation of the abilities, goals, and characteristics of each individual All-Star. Another goal of this experiment is to incorporate the participation of All-Stars whom have not been actively contributing to the cause, due to factors geographical or just out of laziness. I am anticipating the involvement of some of our AWAL All-Stars: Poppy Asdersonk who has taken a vow of silence and disappeared to seek truth abroad, Rob Hartferson who has devoted his efforts to studying an elusive tribe of cannibals that currently hold various public offices in the state of Texas, and Naveen who joined some apocalyptic cult on the west coast, probably pandering to the Radio-man, opened for Outkast.

Any All-Star who refuses to participate, or performs below Walt’s standards, may have thier names removed from the players list and be banished from the group for all time, at the discretion of Walt Meadornack himself.

-An anonymous All-Star